Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children,
| Travel and tourist jokes
Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind. Betty, muttering: If you're anything to go by, that's not all it broadens!
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What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
| Insect jokes
What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !
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She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter
| Idiot and fool jokes
She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.
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My mother says I look just like an
| Bath jokes
My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.
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An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to
| Children jokes
An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?, " gasped her mother. "It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him!"
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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!