Q: How many Accountants
| Accountant jokes
Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ? A: None-just assume it's changed.
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What is black and brown and looks
| Lawyer jokes
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
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Q: How did a blind man
| Blind jokes
Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!
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There was an inebriated driver who was
| Police jokes
There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out. "YOU'RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the police officer. "Thank God for that!" said the drunk, "I thought the steering had gone."
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A guy walks into a bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then the bartender said "Now dont you start anything!!"
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Why are electric trains like a mother’s breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it’s the fathers who are always playing with them.