How do you make a dog
| Dog jokes
How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a
| Cannibal jokes
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.
| Dirty jokes
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floo
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My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
| Women jokes
My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"
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Why are rabbits never gold?
| Rabbit jokes
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?'
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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long? A: So the violists don’t need to be retrained.