Q. How can you tell if a man
| Men jokes
Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?
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A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship
| Space jokes
A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters U.F.O. printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Objec
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A little boy came downstairs crying
| Children jokes
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. ' What's wrong ?' asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, like they said in church ? he sobbed. 'In a way they do,' said his mother. ' And when they die do the turn back to dust ?'. 'Yes, they do. The little boy began to cry again. '
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Jesus and Satan got into an
| Computer jokes
Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the bickering and told them that he would judge a contest between them. They each had four hours to write the best program they could, and then God would decide the winner. We
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What is the difference between a horse and a
| Horse jokes
What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!
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Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he’d make it up to them on the next one.