Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe
| Dirty jokes
Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
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Motorist: When I bought this car you
| Car and train jokes
Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it, did we?
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Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia
| Police jokes
Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment. The first guy was charged with breaking and entering and the second with leaving the scene of
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Which football team to you need to connect up
| Computer jokes
Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.
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Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass
| Halloween jokes
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
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Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn’t pay, the doctor gave him another six months.