Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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What equine likes to cut in line?
| Horse jokes
What equine likes to cut in line? A sawhorse!
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If an elephant is the
| Pig jokes
If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.
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The world's most incredibly lazy man found
| Humor jokes
The world's most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. "They're yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked. "I'm tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. T
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What’s pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? – Grandma monster