Alsation: I'll see you shortly.
| Dog jokes
Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"
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Why did the kid punch the bed?
| Bed jokes
Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.
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If a hungry shark is after you, what
| Various animal jokes
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!
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How do you lead a horse to water?
| Horse jokes
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
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Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr
| Book title jokes
Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely
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Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck