What did the sausage say when it
| Internet jokes
What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if
| Marriage jokes
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation "I now pronounce you man and wif
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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a
| Computer jokes
What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.
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After seeing a
| Car and train jokes
After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the youths as most races can be won or lost in the pit lane. The first race came along and the ca
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What have men and spray paint in common?
| Dirty jokes
What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.
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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, here’s the elastic band.