What is the opposite of a

Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair

| Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

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What's the difference between a homeless and a

| Food jokes

What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Did you hear about the burglar who fell in

| Criminal jokes

Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal.

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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put

| School jokes

Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!

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your mama so fat that when she wanted a water

| Yo momma jokes

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

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What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back