Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg
| Hair and bald jokes
Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearance, he goes to the best costume shop in town. When he gets there, he tells the shop owner his situation and that he would rather cover his head and leg with a costume instead
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Why did the Ape jump off the building?
| Gorilla jokes
Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
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What did the monster say to the
| Monster jokes
What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"
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'Father Christmas has two
| Christmas jokes
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that! 'Oh, yes I can. the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!
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Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?