A jealous husband hires a private detective

NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and

| Parent jokes

NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money.

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Two cartons of yogurt walk

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas

| Various animal jokes

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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Waiter! shouted the furious diner, "How dare

| Waiter jokes

Waiter! shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!" "My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."

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How many doctors does it take to

| Doctor and nurse jokes

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the detective, he wants both a written account and as many videos of her in any kind of compromising situations as the man can get. Two weeks later the detective calls the man and tells him he has all the evidence he needs. They make an appointment for a meeting. The two of them are sitting there watching the videos. The man sees his wife meeting another man, then the two of them are walking in the park laughing. Another series shows her with a different man laughing and dancing. All together, he watches a dozen or so different activities, each with a different man, each time both she and the man are sharing obvious utter glee. “Amazing,” said the shocked husband, “simply amazing ! I just can’t believe it.” “What can’t you believe ?” asked the detective, “It’s all right there for you to see, plus I have all the times and dates in my log.” “I know, I know!” said the man, still in shock, “I just can’t believe my wife could be that much fun.”