Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.

What happened at the cannibal's wedding

| Marriage jokes

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom.

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A man walks into a bar and

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's for this little guy here," and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his pocket. The bartender asks "He

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He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is

| Idiot and fool jokes

He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!

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Where do you go to meet the

| Fishing jokes

Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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Last New

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Last New Year's Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. It was embarrassing - The bartender was almost crushed to death.

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Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !