Three animals were having a drink in a cafe,
| Money jokes
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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What do you call a rooster who
| Bird jokes
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !
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Alsation: How come
| Dog jokes
Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!
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Q: What is the definition
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
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Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters
| Clinton jokes
Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
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Waiter! shouted the furious diner, “How dare you serve me this! There’s a damn TWIG in my soup!” “My apologies,” said the waiter. “I’ll inform the branch manager.”