A librarian was quietly working when three
| Frog jokes
A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left. An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had take
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Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A:
| Cat jokes
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!
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Q. What did the snail say when he
| Various animal jokes
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!
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An American tourist
| Travel and tourist jokes
An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere $150, the skull of Saint Patrick. Included in the price was a certificate of the skull's authenticity, signed by Saint Patrick himself. Ten years later the tourist
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Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!
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A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. “I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment, and if I don’t park here I’ll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses.” When he came back he found a parking ticket and this note: “I’ve circled the block for 20 years, and if I don’t give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.”