When do
| Accountant jokes
When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise'
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Commissioned by
| Hunting jokes
Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them - his only requirements being a sack, a gun, and a particularly vicious and bad tempered dog. Once in the jungle he explained to his assistant, "I'll climb this tree and shake the branch
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How does a vampire clean his house?
| Vampire jokes
How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.
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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a
| Cow jokes
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
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Doctor, Doctor will this
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !
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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone.