Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
| Bus jokes
Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don't sell them!
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A young accountant spends a week at his new
| Accountant jokes
A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes a yellowing sheet of paper, reads it, nods his head, looks aroun
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun
| Humor jokes
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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McNally was taking his first plane ride,
| Aviation jokes
McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. "It's to keep your ears from popping at high altitudes," she explains. When the plane landed McNally rushed up to her. "Miss," he said, "I'm meetin' me wife right away. H
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Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you.