What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes
| Ant jokes
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !
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What criminal doesn't take baths?
| Bath jokes
What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook.
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What do you get if you cross a tiger
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !
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Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help
| Computer jokes
Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Noth
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I don't think my Mom knows much about
| Bed jokes
I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake, and gets me up when I'm sleepy!
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Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can’t understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I’ll take the rest of the day off!