Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.
| Food jokes
Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
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What did the dog do with the history
| Dog jokes
What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times.
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Three blondes were walking through a field when
| Blonde jokes
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks." The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks." They stepped aside and the third blonde
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What do you call a girl with a frog in her
| Frog jokes
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !
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Laugh and the class laughs with you.
| School jokes
Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !
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1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I’m overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.