Teacher: Why does the
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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !
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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a
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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !
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Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus
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Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back,' Sam said.
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Camper: There's
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Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.
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While trying to diagnose a
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While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said "File not found". I told him to do a dir. I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed. He said, "Well it says autoexec, then there's some spaces, but no dot, and then it s
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Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.