How does a door chime answer the phone?

A client of a hospital where they made brain

| Police jokes

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000." The client asked, "What

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Why does a man only get half-hour

| Men jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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There once was a German schoolteacher. She went

| Humor jokes

There once was a German schoolteacher. She went to England to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted to use the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a messenger boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house knew what WC stood for. When the hos

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Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York,

| Bus jokes

Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I'm in the bus queue, aren't I?

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Is this Love? by Midas

| Book title jokes

Is this Love? by Midas Wellbee

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How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?