Computers manufacturer is considering changing
| Computer jokes
Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
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What did one skunk say to
| Various animal jokes
What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!
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A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and
| Military jokes
A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty. The skeleton crew didn't notice a chimpanzee, escaped from a nearby civilian transport, crawled up the ropes and up to the smokestack. Down the stack, it made its way into the engine room. It came across a power panel open
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Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
| Burger jokes
Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!
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A ninety-year-old couple decide
| Divorce jokes
A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce." The judge says, "You've been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?" The couple say in unison, "Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
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Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.