Martin had just received his brand new drivers
| Parent jokes
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to
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Treadwell walked into a Biloxi
| Idiot and fool jokes
Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, "Have you got any invisible ink?" "Certainly sir," said the owner. "What color?"
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Come on, Fred,
| Zoo jokes
Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!
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How did the basketball court get wet?
| Sport jokes
How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!
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An airplane pilot dies at the controls.
| Aviation jokes
An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arrived' area. There are three doors, marked 1, 2, and 3. The devil tells the pilot that he is going to get to choose his own hell, but first, the devil has to take care of something first, and disappears.
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It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The lawyer got out of his car, walked over to the driver of the other car and said, “Boy, are you in trouble. I’m a lawyer!” The driver looked out his window and said, “No, you’re in trouble. I’m a judge.”