During the Mexican American War, an intense
| Military jokes
During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and days neither side made any advances. Finally, an American general had a bright idea. He aimed his rifle to the Mexican trenches and yelled, "Hey, Juan!" A soldier jumped up and replied, "What?"
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Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but
| Dog jokes
Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.
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The Michaels family owned a small farm in
| Weather jokes
The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son
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Little Monster: I hate my teacher.
| School jokes
Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!
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Q: What has Clinton done that no one has
| Clinton jokes
Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.
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What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny’s batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming…