A ninety-year-old couple decide
| Divorce jokes
A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce." The judge says, "You've been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?" The couple say in unison, "Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
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Where does a cow stop to drink?
| Cow jokes
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!
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I've been invited to an avoidance.
| Dance jokes
I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other.
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A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to
| Blonde jokes
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow." She s
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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized
| Pig jokes
Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage.
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What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !