What do you get if you cross a frog with a
| Frog jokes
What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
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Returning from her vacation, the
| Marriage jokes
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married. "But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then ?" "What and ruin my vacation ?" s
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Why did the doughnut maker retire?
| Business jokes
Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business.
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A new York Divorce Lawyer died
| Heaven and hell jokes
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the rec
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What should you do if you see a vicious
| Dog jokes
What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you.
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I’ve been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What’s that? It’s a dance for people who hate each other.