Fred came home from his first day at school.
| School jokes
Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"
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Why accountants don't read
| Accountant jokes
Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
| Burger jokes
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
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Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw
| Insect jokes
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm driving."
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Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!