Man l: "I got my wife a VCP
| Birthday jokes
Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"
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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A
| Ethnic jokes
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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How do you stop a dog smelling ?
| Dog jokes
How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !
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Why did the Romans build
| History jokes
Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
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Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didn’t have very much on? He went back nine months later and she had a little moron.