Why does someone who runs marathons make a good
| Sport jokes
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!
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A wise old
| Old age jokes
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street
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What did the egg say to the boiling
| Dirty jokes
What did the egg say to the boiling water? "It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."
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Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.
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What do elephants do in
| Elephant jokes
What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !
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A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.” The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, “Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn’t be eating here.”