I forgot my brother's
| Birthday jokes
I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.
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Two elderly Southern women are
| Dirty jokes
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times. One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?" The other replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember the ones I screwed!"
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A old snake goes to see
| Snake jokes
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't t
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Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus
| Bus jokes
Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back,' Sam said.
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Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.
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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!