At a lesson in topography a
| Military jokes
At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?" "That object, naturally." "What makes you think that?" " 'Cause we can see the moon any clear night, and we can't see that object even at day time."
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Why is someone who borrows money but does not
| Money jokes
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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Why is brassiere singular and panties
| Answer me this jokes
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
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How to cats greet each other at
| Christmas jokes
How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !
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Where do Eskimos keep their money?
| Money jokes
Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks.
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Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.