Two cartons of yogurt walk
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."
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What did the pay
| Money jokes
What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!
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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
| Baby jokes
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.
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First cannibal: I can't find anything to
| Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.
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What is cleverer than a talking cat ?
| Cat jokes
What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !
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Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they’d break’