Q: What did the first stoplight say to

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief

| Birthday jokes

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.

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Who lost a herd of elephants ?

| Elephant jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !

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What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced

| Snowman jokes

What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film

| Frog jokes

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !

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What is the definition of 'making love'?

| Dirty jokes

What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don’t look I’m changing!!