Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
| Birthday jokes
Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.
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Who lost a herd of elephants ?
| Elephant jokes
Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !
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What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced
| Snowman jokes
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.
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What do you get if cross a science fiction film
| Frog jokes
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !
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What is the definition of 'making love'?
| Dirty jokes
What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
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Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don’t look I’m changing!!