Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?

Yo mama's house is so small you

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her

| Blonde jokes

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don'

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Why did the moron give

| Cow jokes

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!

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When is the water in the shower room musical?

| Music jokes

When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot.

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten

| Criminal jokes

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I.

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Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.