What do you call 500

What happened when the

| Face jokes

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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Mary arrived home from

| Children jokes

Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know,' replied Mary, 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire

| Gorilla jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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What did the dog do with the history

| Dog jokes

What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times.

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Fire

| Idiot and fool jokes

Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new se

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What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.