What do you get when you cross an idiot
| Idiot and fool jokes
What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock.
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A local policeman had just finished his shift
| Police jokes
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it. Oh yes dear, what happened ? I came across two guys down by the canal, one
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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
| Witch jokes
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for
| Rabbit jokes
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!
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What is a mouse's favourite game ?
| Mouse jokes
What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !
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Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.