What do you get when you cross an idiot

Q: What do you call cheese that's not

| Food jokes

Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!

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Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping

| Dog jokes

Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

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May: What position does your brother play in

| Bath jokes

May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the

| King Kong jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.

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If you cross a telephone and a pair of

| Telephone jokes

If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.

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What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock.