How is a rabbit like a plum?
| Rabbit jokes
How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
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What do you call a man who claps at
| Christmas jokes
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !
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Why do aardvarks make undesirable
| Aardvark jokes
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
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Q: What happens if you sing country music
| Music jokes
Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.
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If your wife comes out of the kitchen to
| Marriage jokes
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you, what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.
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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.