Down at the
| Parent jokes
Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies, "My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn't say it till he was fifty!"
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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
| Cannibal jokes
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.
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Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3
| Ethnic jokes
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to
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If you cross a telephone and a pair of
| Telephone jokes
If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.
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What do you call a scruffy,
| Insect jokes
What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.
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What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.