Did you know that
| Heaven and hell jokes
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He calle
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They say that it's
| Ethnic jokes
They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.
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What's a moo hoo for a young calf?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!
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Why do elephants squirt
| Elephant jokes
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg
| Hair and bald jokes
Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearance, he goes to the best costume shop in town. When he gets there, he tells the shop owner his situation and that he would rather cover his head and leg with a costume instead
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Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him