A firefighter died and went to hell where
| Firefighter jokes
A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? "That's easy, each time one of your friends mess up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour." says the de
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Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
| Bath jokes
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
| Zoo jokes
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next e
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A St. Louis mother
| Birthday jokes
A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?" she asked. "Yes." "Finally Ah've got the right person!" she said. "Could yaw'l
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So you are distantly related to the
| Brother and sister jokes
So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother.
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What do you call a sheepdog’s tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !