I hate paying my income tax.

Q.Why did the blonde get

| Blonde jokes

Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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Q. Where is the first baseball game in the

| Religious jokes

Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was

| Bus jokes

A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,' they said. 'It's full up! 'But you must let me on! shouted the man. 'Why, what's so special about you?' they asked. I'm the driver,' replied the man.

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A man asked his wife, "What would you most

| Birthday jokes

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fea

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I just spotted a Chihuahua!

| Dog jokes

I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn't very nice, you shouldn't draw on dogs!

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I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen – why don’t you pay with a smile? I’d like to but they insist on money