Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !
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What is evil and ugly and goes at 125
| Car and train jokes
What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.
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Q: Why was the blondes'
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
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A student comes to a young
| School jokes
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."
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What's the most wicked thing a
| Accountant jokes
What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.
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Whats the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years, the job still sucks.