Why couldn't the clock be kept in
| Time jokes
Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out.
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How do thunderstorms invest their
| Money jokes
How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets'
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A blonde was taking the tour of a national park
| Blonde jokes
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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Why was the headmaster
| School jokes
Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!
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What do hamburger workers say on
| Burger jokes
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!
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Frankenstein: Help, I’ve got a short circuit! Igor: Don’t worry, I’ll lengthen it.