When a
| Blonde jokes
When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row'
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the
| Various animal jokes
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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How do you make a hamburger green?
| Burger jokes
How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
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During the heat of the space race in the
| Aviation jokes
During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ballpoint pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of
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Why are rabbits like calculators?
| Rabbit jokes
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any gators around here?!” “Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!” “Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,”How’d you get rid of the gators?” “We didn’t do nothin’,” the beachcomber said. “The sharks got ’em.”