How does an elephant get down from a tree
| Elephant jokes
How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
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My teacher
| History jokes
My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !
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The angry wife met her husband at the door.
| Marriage jokes
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "there is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
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Which people do the
| Burger jokes
Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
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Q: What do you call a male quartet?
| Music jokes
Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor.
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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That’s when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.