What do you call an alien starship that drips
| Space jokes
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !
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It only rains twice a
| Weather jokes
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill
| Computer jokes
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minute
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An insect falls into a mug of beer.
| Ethnic jokes
An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys hims
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Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!