Why is a dog like a baseball player?
| Dog jokes
Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"
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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
| Banana jokes
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
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A student engineer in the office got engaged
| Marriage jokes
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None of the other women in the office even noticed. Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said "Boy !!! It's so warm in here today, I think I'll take off
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Teacher: This is the third time I've had to
| School jokes
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
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Who is a bee’s favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !