Does running out of a
| Cow jokes
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!
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What do you call an aardvark that's been
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!
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Well-known lodging chain
| Travel and tourist jokes
Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M.
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A vampire bat came flapping in from a
| Various animal jokes
A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the cave's roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, but they persis
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Josh sent a
| Letter jokes
Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken. His father wrote back saying, 'In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles. Josh wrote back, 'To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it either.
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If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer’s.