What do you find in a zombie’s veins?

Q: What are the best ten years of an

| Ethnic jokes

Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life? A: Third grade.

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What's the difference between an angler and a

| Fishing jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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A police officer, though scheduled for

| Police jokes

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife

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The young immigrant couple had just left the

| Marriage jokes

The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens. "It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed. "We are American citizens at last! Do you know what this means to us my dear wife?" "Yes, you male chauvinist pig," his wife replied. "Tonight, you cook di

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away, sucker!

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What do you find in a zombie’s veins? Dead blood corpuscles.