Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue

So you are distantly related to the

| Brother and sister jokes

So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother.

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked

| Dirty jokes

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man wok

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Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to

| Idiot and fool jokes

Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner, "and the bird will sing. But if you file it too much, the canary will die." Two weeks later Pearson ran into Calvin on the street and asked about his canary. "He died," s

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